What does it all mean, Basil?

Maybe no one really cares, but since when has that ever determined whether something gets posted on the internet or not? So since it doesn’t really matter if anyone’s actually interested, I’ll go on and explain where “digging cheese out of carpet” came from for my blog title:

From a poem I wrote a couple years ago, “Where Between.”

That’s it.

Ha! you thought I was going to actually enlighten you? well.

“Where Between” was written about our first child, when he was probably about 15 months old. The whole poem reads as one sentence composed of a series of items done during the course of the day, and “digging smashed cheese out of carpet” is on the list. Unfortunately, that’s all too commonplace here: kid eats cheese and leaves “cheese crumbs” on the floor to be stepped on and tracked onto the carpet. Next thing I know, it’s hard and crusty, and clinging to the carpet so tightly, scissors are tempting. It seems to be an exercise in futility, because I know that once I dig it out, I’ll have another clump to clean up the next day, or something equally as bad.

“Digging cheese out of carpet” is something that needs to be done on occasion, something that could use a little ingenuity sometimes, or at least a spray bottle. And it’s something that’s laughable once you’re done with it.

To read the poem, click here.

In other words, I am almost caught up with posting my old non-blogger blogs in here. I expect to wrap that up tonight.

Done!

I’m happy to say, I did it! My Kakalak entries are all ready to go in tomorrow’s mail. That includes 5 art entries & 5 poems… and I’m actually happy with allllllmost all of it. I’m having second thoughts about one of the drawings because it really is juvenile. But…

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tongue twisted

Who cares about being able to charm a crowd with a song or woo with words…? who needs a flair for higher mathematics, physics, chemistry…? who wants to be agile or fast or physically strong … or anything when you can have the ultimate talent:

TONGUE TWISTING!

I don’t know why I’m so proud of my stupid human trick, but I am. Not many people out there can twist a maraschino cherry stem into a knot with their tongues. And fewer still can do it faster than I can! HA!

Aren’t you jealous?

I mean, imagine what else I can do with my talented tongue… 😉

I just finished watching Zeitgeist. Still digesting. Not quite ready to post on any of that yet.